Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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