Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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