Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Then you guys just all showered together...?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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