For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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