if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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