Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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