Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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