Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
