I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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