Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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