WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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