butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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