i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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