i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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