He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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