Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Sober January is a disaster.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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