He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
