so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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