your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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