seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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