Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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