I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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