White coat. Heels.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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