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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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