Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
