1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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