Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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