How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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