I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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