Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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