"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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