I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have aggressive nipples.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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