Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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