what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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