i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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