5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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