how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
either way he was missing a nipple.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she peed on how many people?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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