You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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