:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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