Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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