hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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