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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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