And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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