belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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