4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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