1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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