in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
