Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
