ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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