I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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