You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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