he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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