I'm sorry my penis didn't work
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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