i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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