shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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