my phone needs a breathalizer
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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