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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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